BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP
A duckling that would watch you study til it got tired itself and fell asleep!
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Memories of 2005 - Blue Water High.
On the weekend I got to actually walk around in that library, and it was just as nice as it looks in the video clip.
Apparently Faker had one night to film the clip and then fck off from the library because the penultimate Harry Potter book was being released the next day.
How did I know? The library is also a mini history museum, and Faker actually had a little section in the corner with a little biography.
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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
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If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.
I never knew how much I wanted this. When I inevitably teach a lot of high school science courses I must use this gif.
It’s extra funny because Carbon is typically portrayed as a large black molecule I just
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John Oliver talks to gun lobbyist Philip ‘Gun Control Doesn’t Work’ Van Cleave. This was an incredible segment. His logic is shot to Hell.
I laughed myself silly watching this last night. Beware some crazy racism against… Australians?!
okay: gun control is against the second amendment
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1) No, it isn’t. Like the First Amendment, the Second Amendment is not an unlimited right.
2) If it were, that needed to be changed like yesterday, because it’s amazingly stupid for a billion reasons.
It is super-weird to see John Howard again.
When law students write cover letters…
What’s with all the adjectives, kids?
Last video from the tour I promise.
Another song they claimed they have never ever played before. A “live debut”, for a song on an album 13 years old.
I know exactly what’s happening here and yet my brain refuses to read it as anything other than a floating dude.
